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Jay-Z Rents Entire PokeCenter To Facilitate Growlithe Evolution
PNN - Residents of Saffron City are quite upset due to the recent events at a nearby Pokecenter. Famous rapper Jay-Z visited the city early this morning looking for the best care possible for his Growlithe's evolution. Intent on providing the most stress-free, sheltered environment possible, the rapper rented the entire Saffron City pokecenter in order to guarantee his Growlithe's evolutionary success.
Pokecenter administrators gleefully complied when offered 1.3 Pokedollars for the center's rental. No corners were cut while providing ample space and adequte resources to "Ensure the safety and privacy of this individual" during the evolution process, going so far as to have all security footage erased and all communications devices confiscated before his arrival. Never before has a Pokecenter been closed to one individual for an evolution.
The Pokecenter has seen its fair share of the recession lately, but that didn't stop Jay-Z from demanding the tapes be recorded over. This proved to be a mistake, as Team Rocket gained wind of the plan and seized the opportunity to further damage the livelihood of the meager hospital, stealing millions worth of medicine and equipment.
Some responses from the public are mixed, carrying both concern for the pokemon being treated and for those who were unable to receive assistance while the staff was occupied. Nicholas G. states "I could completely understand what they were going through, the publicity surrounding the event. Locking down the Pokecenter was the only way to keep the media out.". Samuel S.' opinion is more grounding, going on to mention how many other injured Pokemon could have been taken care of while Jay-Z's Pokemon evolves. "What kind of person needs to tie up community resources for such a basic, natural act?", as quoted by Jenette C.
UPDATE: More sad news pertaining to the Saffron City Pokecenter rental. Our reporters on the ground are informing us of one fatality due to the event. The pokemon passed away while awaiting care due to the evolution fiasco. Garry Oak, son of famed Professor Oak from Pallet Town, was last seen leaving the pokemon center in tears. When reached for comment, he refused.
PNN - Residents of Saffron City are quite upset due to the recent events at a nearby Pokecenter. Famous rapper Jay-Z visited the city early this morning looking for the best care possible for his Growlithe's evolution. Intent on providing the most stress-free, sheltered environment possible, the rapper rented the entire Saffron City pokecenter in order to guarantee his Growlithe's evolutionary success.
Pokecenter administrators gleefully complied when offered 1.3 Pokedollars for the center's rental. No corners were cut while providing ample space and adequte resources to "Ensure the safety and privacy of this individual" during the evolution process, going so far as to have all security footage erased and all communications devices confiscated before his arrival. Never before has a Pokecenter been closed to one individual for an evolution.
The Pokecenter has seen its fair share of the recession lately, but that didn't stop Jay-Z from demanding the tapes be recorded over. This proved to be a mistake, as Team Rocket gained wind of the plan and seized the opportunity to further damage the livelihood of the meager hospital, stealing millions worth of medicine and equipment.
Some responses from the public are mixed, carrying both concern for the pokemon being treated and for those who were unable to receive assistance while the staff was occupied. Nicholas G. states "I could completely understand what they were going through, the publicity surrounding the event. Locking down the Pokecenter was the only way to keep the media out.". Samuel S.' opinion is more grounding, going on to mention how many other injured Pokemon could have been taken care of while Jay-Z's Pokemon evolves. "What kind of person needs to tie up community resources for such a basic, natural act?", as quoted by Jenette C.
UPDATE: More sad news pertaining to the Saffron City Pokecenter rental. Our reporters on the ground are informing us of one fatality due to the event. The pokemon passed away while awaiting care due to the evolution fiasco. Garry Oak, son of famed Professor Oak from Pallet Town, was last seen leaving the pokemon center in tears. When reached for comment, he refused.
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