Jay-Z Rents Entire PokeCenter To Facilitate... by Snakesan, literature
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Jay-Z Rents Entire PokeCenter To Facilitate...
Jay-Z Rents Entire PokeCenter To Facilitate Growlithe Evolution
PNN - Residents of Saffron City are quite upset due to the recent events at a nearby Pokecenter. Famous rapper Jay-Z visited the city early this morning looking for the best care possible for his Growlithe's evolution. Intent on providing the most stress-free, sheltered environment possible, the rapper rented the entire Saffron City pokecenter in order to guarantee his Growlithe's evolutionary success.
Pokecenter administrators gleefully complied when offered 1.3 Pokedollars for the center's rental. No corners were cut while providing ample space and adequte resources to "Ensur
US To Iran: No Metal Gear Facilities, Pressures UN To Intervene
PNN - Tensions between the United States and Iran are mounting, with latest US satellite intelligence "pointing towards the construction of Metal Gear production facilities within Iran's borders". The statement comes from a two week investigation of vehicle convoys, many of which were masked to prevent their contents from being detected. Alarms have been raised as the US continues to threaten sanctions against Iran, who in response threatens to blockade one of the most important middle-eastern trade routes to the world.
The US, with its own stockpile of marine-branded Metal Gea